Butt.

topic posted Sun, April 19, 2009 - 5:18 PM by  George
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Man, I want something done to my butt. Worshipped, beat, spat on, I don't care, but the two buns want some attention.
Problem is, I have and ugly butt. Not only do I have the tradtional build of a skinny white boy with no butt at all, but it's hairy and consistently plagued with zits (what is up with that? I gave up zits everywhere else at 18).
I shave, but after 2 days it gets all scratchy. I do excercises, but it just seems to work my inner thigh. I want a butt someone will like.
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    Mon, April 20, 2009 - 2:49 AM
    we are who we are and wishing it away will not change it....i say, embrace your hairy ass and don't shave...some of us like hairy men.....as for the zits, watch what you eat and wear natural fibre undies like cotton or silk....
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    Mon, April 20, 2009 - 8:27 AM
    I have a hairy butt too. I happen to love hairy butts. Don't shave it, that will only cause more zits. Lunges might help build it a bit. As for the zits, try natural soaps, of a coaltar soap. I'd be happy to help you scrub it. You're really cute flat butt and all.
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    Tue, April 21, 2009 - 4:58 PM
    your a handsome guy, i'd love to meet if I was there cheers Ray from Australia.
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      Fri, April 24, 2009 - 3:30 PM
      Aren't lunges supposed to be dangerous?
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        Fri, July 10, 2009 - 5:55 PM
        glute exercises.
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          Fri, July 10, 2009 - 10:46 PM
          to build a muscular butt you have to be dedicated to working out. i used to have a boney ass with no meat on it. it took 4 years at the gym doing squats 4 x a week, running 40 minutes, 3x a week and eating healthy to build it into a meaty treat. its not the best butt because of my body type, but its 100x better than the boney ass i had in my late teens / early 20s. i also work other muscle groups too. squats were the best for the butt but work your thighs too. it helps make the butt look more defined with muscular thighs. i mean if your serious its gonna take dedication. believe me. change your eating habits to a mostly whole food diet and the zits will clear, workout at least 4 x a week for a couple hours each time and dont shave your body hair!!! thats creepy!!!
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            Wed, July 22, 2009 - 2:59 PM
            Do you do squats with weights?
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              Wed, July 22, 2009 - 5:37 PM
              you could get you a few padded breifs.
              they work and look fine to
              only draw back i can see is when you get some hunk in bed and as your undressing your ass go's from plump to flat...

              hmmm get him buzzed a bit first

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